Story
The Feast of BeastWe've already compiled the pinnacle selection of meat samplers from three continents in the Exotic Meats Jerkygram, and we didn't want to reinvent the wheel. No, we wanted to snag three more wheels, toss 'em in a Lambo, and burn victory lap donuts in the parking lot of every non-exotic meat factory in the land.
The More, The Meatier
The Exotic Meats Crate has so much deluxe animal poundage that we could legally register it as an official safari park. We're talking enough spiced buffalo, elk, venison and duck meat to make El Chupacabra wave his claws in surrender, screaming, "No mas, no mas!"
And this premium meat parade will fly first class to your doorstep in a sturdy wooden Man Crate. Select this Feast of Beast and prepare to sample the safari!
Exotic Meats Crate
$109.99
$99.98
In the Box
- Dave's Black Pepper Alligator Jerky, 2 oz
- Whiskey Hill Trophy Series Elk Jerky, 2 oz
- Crockett Creek Buffalo Jerky, 2 oz
- Venison Teriyaki Stick, 1 oz
- Spicy Buffalo Stick, 1 oz
- Maple Duck Jerky Stick, 1 oz
- Wild Nuts Juniper Rosemary Peanuts, 4 oz
- Wild Nuts Chili Lime Pistachios, 4 oz
- Wild Nuts Mesquite BBQ Almonds, 4 oz
We’ve got fun diabolical wrapping options for every occasion. Add one during checkout to make his gift extra special!
How It Ships
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
- Note: This product can only ship to US territories.
Story
The Feast of BeastWe've already compiled the pinnacle selection of meat samplers from three continents in the Exotic Meats Jerkygram, and we didn't want to reinvent the wheel. No, we wanted to snag three more wheels, toss 'em in a Lambo, and burn victory lap donuts in the parking lot of every non-exotic meat factory in the land.
The More, The Meatier
The Exotic Meats Crate has so much deluxe animal poundage that we could legally register it as an official safari park. We're talking enough spiced buffalo, elk, venison and duck meat to make El Chupacabra wave his claws in surrender, screaming, "No mas, no mas!"
And this premium meat parade will fly first class to your doorstep in a sturdy wooden Man Crate. Select this Feast of Beast and prepare to sample the safari!
Customer Reviews
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Dec 8th 2023
Exotic Meat Crate
I’d like to make sure my order is for only one crate gift box.
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Aug 3rd 2023
Greedy bastard
My boss brought in some jerky, let me taste one piece and when I asked for a second piece son of a bitch ate the whole bag. Picture of you Gallegos.
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Dec 30th 2022
Awesome gift
A fantastic company! Customer service is amazing. Shipped very quickly! The jerky is delicious. Fun gift to give!
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Dec 19th 2022
Best gift EVER!
I literally opened my Man Crate 15 minutes ago and have sampled 3 of the meats so far and they are all delicious, super high quality and I love the variety! I already hinted that I want it next Christmas too! (or sooner)
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Aug 17th 2022
Awesome Gift
My dad looked like a kid on Christmas morning opening up the crate